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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"

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